June 2012
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Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
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but I guess things change, it’s funny how someone else’s success brings pain.
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Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
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lem0ns-to-lem0nade asked: hey would you mind checking out my blog? Thanks :)
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
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Watchaww
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