Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
but I guess things change, it’s funny how someone else’s success brings pain.
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?